There once was a man named Jan,

Who collected rainbow styled pans,

But one day when he woke up they were not there,

And he did not even care.

So he had to find something new,

but what could it be what could he do?,

But he found nothing nor big or small,

not short or tall,

not anything at all.

So he searched the town high and low,

for anything he didn't know,

Then suddenly it popped into his head,

that he could make different colored bread.

So he ran to the store to buy some dough,

but when he got there it didn't have purple it didn't have blue,

all it had was a big fat cashier and her name Sue,

Jan whispered “hi,”

Sue screamed “bye,”

all Jan could think was if she meant it,

was it the truth or was it a lie.

so he went to the store which next door and it sold pie,

but he did not know what kind,

was it apple was it cherry or blueberry,

but it looked really strange,

was it real or was it fake,

was it pie or was it steak,

he started guessing it was real,

but it looked hard so maybe it was steal,

but he bought one,

so he could find out if it was apple,

was it cherry or blueberry,

was it fake or was it steak,

was it real or was it steal,

could he take his first bite he wondered if he should,

and he took his first bite and thought it was good,

So he bought one more,

Then marched out the door,

but the next morning it was gone,

But he didn’t care he just mowed his next door neighbors lawn

But it had to be just right,

It could not be to short it can not be to tall,

Could he use a mower or could he use a saw,

Or could he did not have to mow it ,

he could die it or he could buy it ,

But when he was cutting the grass he looked to his shoes he saw a fat bass,

So he took it inside and gobbled it down super duper fast,

Was it delicious or was it terrible?,

Was it safe or was it bearable ?,

10 minutes later he found out he ate a baby gator?,

But he was still tremendously hungry so all he did was scarf,

But 5 minutes later all he did was barf,

But before he went to sleep,

he purchased himself a pink sheep,

But when he woke up that morning,

He thought that it was boring,

Until he looked outside his window,

And saw hi neighbors lawn,

And noticed that it was blonde .

Then he made himself promise that he would never

Collect rainbow styled pans.

So he wont have to find something to do,

Then I wont run into that fat cashier Sue,

Go to the store and buy pie,

So he wont have to think,

That it is apple cherry, or blueberry,

Or if it was real or if it was steal,

He would never mow his neighbors lawn

so he wont have to worry if it was short or if its tall

if he would dye it, or if he would buy it.

He would never run into a fat bass

And gobble it down super fast.

And think if it was delicious or if it was terrible

If it was safe or if it was bearable

Then ten minutes later, find out I ate a baby gator

But he was still hungry so all he did was scarf,

Five minutes later all he did was barf,

Before he went to sleep,

He purchased a pink sheep.

So I wont have to wake up in the morning, and think its very boring.

Finally last but not least,

I wont have to look outside my window,

Look at my neighbors lawn,

And see that somebody dyed it blonde.